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MVO: It is an infelicitous actuality…

INTERPRETER: It is a sad fact…

MVO: ..that a specific percentage of the populace…

INTERPRETER: … that some people…

MVO: … when negotiated for pecuniary reward regarding the acquisition and disbursement of corporate capital issues…

INTERPRETER: …when buying and selling shares…

MVO: … will find it an impossible enterprise because of the requisite of an inter-linguistic consultant.

INTERPRETER: … will need to have an interpreter.

MVO: The contrary viewpoint is to make telephonic communication with Sharelink.

INTERPRETER: Or phone ShareLink.
It’s the easy and efficient 7-day a week share dealing service. Just ring 021 200 2242. It makes buying and selling shares…

MVO: … as easy as 3.1428571 to seven decimal places.

INTERPRETER: As easy as pi.

MAXIMILLIAN-ALFONSO JUNIOR: Peter?

PETER: Yes, Maximillian Alfonso Junior?

MAXIMILLIAN: I have a penchant to acquire and dispose issues of corporate capital.

PETER: You mean you’re thinking about buying and selling shares?

MAXIMILLIAN: Precisely. Of course it means I will have to navigate myself successfully through a circumbendibus meander of technorelevant data.

PETER: Max. Buying and selling shares is easy.

MAXIMILLIAN: On the contrary, buying and selling shares is a confusing imbroglio of Sisyphean proportions.

PETER: All you have to do is remember one number.

MAXIMILLIAN: What – merely imprint a solitary number on one’s consciousness?

PETER: 021 200 2242

MAXIMILLIAN: Peter, 021 200 2242 is surely not one number. Rather it is a list of integers, including nine of which are prime and (voice fades down)…

PETER: Don’t make buying and selling shares complicated.
Ring 021 200 2242.
Sharelink: the efficient 7-day-a-week dealing service.