These were part of a pitch to persuade people to kick a smoking habit that is both expensive and dangerous.

It does exactly what it says on the tin

Of course if you don’t like the warning why not just ignore it?
After all there’s only a one in four chance you’ll die from cancer. Although the odds are higher that heart disease will kill you. In fact, if you smoke twenty fags a day, it’s fifty-fifty you’ll die directly from a smoke-related disease. So your chance of survival is similar to tossing a coin
However there’s a hundred per cent probability your smoking habit will blacken your teeth, give you bad breath, make you generally more unattractive, ruin your fitness and worsen your performance in bed

Don’t say you haven’t been warned

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He started at an early age

If you keep smoking during your pregnancy that’s your choice.
You’ll be massively increasing your chance of having cancer, a coronary or a stroke. But you’ve made a decision that it’s worth the risk.
Your unborn baby of course doesn’t have a choice. But you’ll also be slowing his growth, lowering his weight, increasing his chance of cot death and damaging his airways.
So if you can’t quit for yourself please, please try doing it for someone else.

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It’s not just your lungs that cigarettes affect

If you thought smoking made your more macho you could hardly be more wrong.
You see there’s a valve in your penis that traps the blood inside so you can get an erection. Every time you smoke it gets damaged. And if you don’t quit now it could stop working altogether.
So if you won’t stop smoking for your lungs or your heart, at least stop smoking for your penis.

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Your money and your life

These days the average packet of fags cost around a tenner.
And because of the increased chance of cancer and heart disease each cigarette you smoke also takes around ten minutes off your life. That works out at three hours twenty minutes a pack.
So if you smoke twenty a day your habit is taking over £3,600 from your wallet and over 50 days from your life every year
Worth it?

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